A Divorced Woman Reveals The Rotten Truth About Her Deadbeat Husbands

If there is one thing that all of us need and we need it on a daily basis, it’s a good laugh. For some people, laughing is very easy and we probably know somebody that seems to laugh every time you say something that is even remotely funny. On the other hand, there are some of us who may struggle to laugh but we still enjoy doing it when we can. That is where the following joke comes in. It is one of the best jokes that we have heard in a long time so we are sharing it as a gift, because we all could use a good laugh.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What??” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”

“Good,” said the new husband, “but why?”

“Oh, you’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”

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